it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why i oughta”
that clip from that old hunie pop game or whatever where that pink fairy chick gets asked what her favorite color is and shes like “are you kidding me its fucking pink, bitch” is me